Hello Again

Hello again. I haven't posted in quite a while and for good reason. I just haven't had the time, so I'll bring you up to date.

Last month on August 27th, my good friends James and Renee finally tied the knot. To be honest, I was a bit disappointed at first when I found out that James had not included me in his wedding party, so when James asked me to be a reader during the ceremony, I was honoured. Their wedding made it my third of the summer, and theirs was by far the best.

The hall was beautifully decorated, and as the Converse sneaker-wearing wedding party made their entrance, their NBA game-like introductions, complete with personalized music tracks, added a touch of urban flare that made the night an unforgettable one. During the course of the night, I had the opportunity to play another important wedding role; I caught the garter. The audience cheered me on as I used my teeth to work the garter over a stranger's heeled shoe, slowly up her ankle and finally to her knee. The rest of the night was spent drinking, dancing, and drinking. I think Renee said it best when she said "the open bar got raped."

It was definitely a night that will not be forgotten and I sincerely thank both James and Renee for letting me be a part of it.